I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About Shit

Actual shit, not a metaphor or synonym, but actual excrement and other bodily fluids and excretions, but mostly, straight up: Shit.

I’m responsible for making sure all the shit in my house moves along the way it should, with proper consistency, color, odor and so on. I’m a little bit of a shit expert. I’m a shitspert.

I’m a shit regulator. The family shitulator.

Shit Watch #1: Mom’d always struggled with being regular. I remember as a kid we had, and needed two bathrooms. A good shit…